Spelling and grammar done (in)correctly

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lets-kill-all-the-children:

philipisacatwhore:

owlmylove:

hellocuriouscat:

WHATS THIS?
WHY, IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG.
Not only does it have a sweet-ass name, but it’s a fucking amazing piece of punctuation.
Does your teacher bitch at you for using a “?” and a “!”? Well then, this is the thing for you! YOU JUST PULL THIS BITCH OUT, AND WIPE THE GRIN OFF THAT MOTHER-FUCKER’S FACE. Watch as their mind is blown that you’re using famous punctuation from the NINETEEN SIXTIES.
True. Fucking. Facts. This glorious character was invented by Martin K. Spekter in 1962. That’s right, even its creator had a bad-ass name.
BUT. ALAS. THIS MIND-BLOWING, ELEPHANT ORGASMING PUNCTUATION NEVER GOT TO BE DECLARED “OFFICIAL”. That’s why it doesn’t show up in all your fancy ass computer fonts.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY‽ I SAY WE BRING BACK THE INTERROBANG. USE IT WHEN YOU CAN. SPREAD THE WORD. RE-BLOG THIS SHIT.

MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG

“Hey Phil, wanna have an interrobang?”

“Hey Phil, wanna have an interrobang‽”

philipisacatwhore:

owlmylove:

hellocuriouscat:

WHATS THIS?

WHY, IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG.

Not only does it have a sweet-ass name, but it’s a fucking amazing piece of punctuation.

Does your teacher bitch at you for using a “?” and a “!”? Well then, this is the thing for you! YOU JUST PULL THIS BITCH OUT, AND WIPE THE GRIN OFF THAT MOTHER-FUCKER’S FACE. Watch as their mind is blown that you’re using famous punctuation from the NINETEEN SIXTIES.

True. Fucking. Facts. This glorious character was invented by Martin K. Spekter in 1962. That’s right, even its creator had a bad-ass name.

BUT. ALAS. THIS MIND-BLOWING, ELEPHANT ORGASMING PUNCTUATION NEVER GOT TO BE DECLARED “OFFICIAL”. That’s why it doesn’t show up in all your fancy ass computer fonts.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY‽ I SAY WE BRING BACK THE INTERROBANG. USE IT WHEN YOU CAN. SPREAD THE WORD. RE-BLOG THIS SHIT.

MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG

“Hey Phil, wanna have an interrobang?”

“Hey Phil, wanna have an interrobang‽”

(Source: thankgod-forsatan, via abangpinoy)

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dawgcomplex:

tastefullyoffensive:

7 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need

[collegehumor]

hemi-demi-semi colon

(via abangpinoy)

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thegrammarwhore:

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

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Grammar Matters: A little grammar lesson:

xaviertriumphant:

When to use it’s and when use to its

Its is the possessive of it, so you use it when you want to show that something belongs to whatever IT is.

The dog lifted itspaw to his owner. (The paw belongsto the dog)

Meanwhile it’s is a contraction of IT IS or IT HAS.

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Be Cool, Honey Bunny: This is allegedly a proper sentence:

thegrammarwhore:

turtlepatronus:

“The man, having eaten the poisonous mushroom, we saw him die.”

My well-learned, self-professed word nerd copy editing professor claims that this sentence is perfectly fine. My entire class proceeded to drop a resounding, “WTF,” but he insisted. I consider myself pretty savvy with the whole…

Hello! Yes, it sounds bizarre. However, if we remove the middle clause we end up with: “the man, we saw him die” which is perfectly acceptable. Now you can place the middle clause between parenthesis ( ) or commas , , or hyphens - - and it will still make sense. Hope this helps!